When Someone Not Great is Insane

DC is Cool until Monday

If DC is in fact Hollywood for ugly people this is about as incestuous and close as the two are ever going to get. I don't really care about the movie stars, but I will be replaying Daddy Dean for awhile. Also the blog that I first saw this on thought John Legend was Joseph Gordon Levitt. Welcome to post racial America.

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I have until May 1st to become gay

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Khan

Rest in Peace, Ricardo Montalban. For all eternity. Buried alive.

Billy Walsh, Suit

Polish the Oscar

Film Year Haiku

Some site was having people post haikus about the Golden Globes, which of course is retarded. So naturally, I spent 20 minutes on it:

Even though we all know
Dark Knight’s better than all the rest
Just pretend, yeah?

The Curious Case
of why no one thought to cast
Johnny instead

Some of the Asians
In Slumdog, and all of them
In Clint, can’t act

Mickey is cleaned up
And he’s dating your daughter
Not cool? Rourke: “Fuck you”

Milk, the story of
The greatest gay rights leader
No homo in it

In Bruges, what the fuck?
Dumped in February, why?
Saw it with my dad

WALL-E, not awesome
Valkyrie, not awful, good
WALL-kyrie- band name

Frost/Nixon, tense
But they are still no match for
Pierce/His singing coach

There Will Be Blood, Once
Zodiac, No Country; still
better than all ‘08

Brad Pitt is Becoming the Weirdly Handsome Dad in Ohio Who Gives Directions While He's at McDonalds Since It's His Day With His Kids

Best Video of 2008

LOL

I'm a little bit confused about hiring Bill Richardson to play Ahmadinejad.