Some site was having people post haikus about the Golden Globes, which of course is retarded. So naturally, I spent 20 minutes on it:
Even though we all know
Dark Knight’s better than all the rest
Just pretend, yeah?
The Curious Case
of why no one thought to cast
Johnny instead
Some of the Asians
In Slumdog, and all of them
In Clint, can’t act
Mickey is cleaned up
And he’s dating your daughter
Not cool? Rourke: “Fuck you”
Milk, the story of
The greatest gay rights leader
No homo in it
In Bruges, what the fuck?
Dumped in February, why?
Saw it with my dad
WALL-E, not awesome
Valkyrie, not awful, good
WALL-kyrie- band name
Frost/Nixon, tense
But they are still no match for
Pierce/His singing coach
There Will Be Blood, Once
Zodiac, No Country; still
better than all ‘08
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