Every Form of Witchcraft Is What We Rebuke

Huh?

I am in full support of Will Smith chasing an Oscar, as I actually think he has turned into a damned fine actor. Not to mention I'm probably one of the biggest fans of HANCOCK around, if only by virtue of thinking a lot of it was pretty good. But this, I really do not understand at all. And it's not a vague in a trailer way, I mean I really don't think this makes sense. It seems like heartwarming ingredients on frappe. I think he should have been in the hunt last year for I AM LEGEND, but maybe this is more the Academy's speed. If it's not what nets him his Best Actor win, then take heart, because Oliver Stone's OBAMA is probably only about two or three years away.

Debate's On, Bitch

From the beginning to the end
Losers lose, winners win
This is real we aint gotta pretend
The cold world that we in
It's full of pressure and pain

without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without... judgment

I Thought My Jokes Were Bad

Now that the bailout is all but dead, we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.

Same As It Ever Was

Fuck yes. Only conceivable problem, as I told Jessica, is that Josh Brolin is so attractive and I don't want to think that way about George. As she told me, "You're so fucking gay."

Slow Bleed

This thing has been such a miscalculation, and leave it to Letterman to articulate that best. Pretty sure this quote wasn't on the video, but it's the best I've heard "When things get tough, what are you going to do- suspend being President?" Probably not a coincidence this is time stamped at 9:11. A disaster.

6 Weeks

I Feel Hopeful About the Future

If Joe Biden is to be America's Uncle, then Bill Shatner is our Canadian grandfather, the one we don't deserve. Though staying with uncles, he really reminds me of my Uncle Joe when he's drunk. His manner in this interview leads me to believe he's killed several people. I also like how buff he looks behind a table. That should be a fitness regimen.

We Do Not Understand

Sir Ben Kingsley STOMPS into the shoes of Minor Threat's Ian MacKaye from Mean Magazine on Vimeo.

This would be ten times less cool if I hadn't actually met Ian MacKaye.

Crank Widow

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. Quite accurate, especially mine.

Changeling

The Wall

Right now I would be watching the Presidential Forum (why aren't these town hall debates? weak.). Instead, due to no choice of my own, my father's housemate would prefer to watch Fox's reality show HOLE IN THE WALL, where fat women and men attempt to fit themselves individually and as a team through holes in oncoming walls. Sort of a human tetris.

Tonight it's a black family, the Sweet Georgia Peaches versus white ladies from New York, the Spicy Italian Meatballs. That probably says more than I'm willing to admit. When the fatties fall, they plunge into a pit of green water. We require that every shallow pool of water be tended by a lifeguard, but we're perfectly fine with Sarah Palin being President.

Funkytown

Fall

I'll take the lot.

True Blood

HBO took it about as far as they could with quality, now it's time to bring everybody around talking about how ridiculous their shows are. This and ENTOURAGE are going to make a very strange team. Full thoughts in this spot.