Sugartits

The Boston accents in this movie sound more offensive than Mel's ideas about who started all wars (why can't characters in movies set in Boston just be from the parts of Boston where they don't have shitty accents), but still, this looks suitable. Especially since I just watched BRAVEHEART today at 7 am. It's time for some more Mel, and I'm glad it'll be this before the one where he puts his hand up a Beaver's ass.

P.S. Apparently LAW ABIDING CITIZEN actually comes out this weekend, but every real man will be in WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, kicking their childhood's ass.

The New Classics on TNT

Since this opens tomorrow and I won't be around, I'd like to just be on record as saying I'm entirely down for it. Especially because it's got that already seen it deja vu, right down to the circa 1993 Andrew Davis sheen. Not to mention it's got huge chunks ripped right out of the Dark Knight. While no Alpha Male Jamie Foxx movies have been good since Any Given Sunday (ehhh The Kingdom), that is counterbalanced by Bruce McGill, who only appears in masterpieces like Seabiscuit and Exit Wounds.

P.S. to save face, whenever Gerard Butler is playing a non-Scot and doing his attempt at the American accent, he should hail from some weird part of Canada. How do they sound in Nova Scotia?