It's Britney, Bitte

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

There's something so much more charming about these German Music Awards. Which are clearly taking place on a cruise ship. My Deutsch is a little rusty, but I might translate approximately:

"Awhile ago the song Hit Me Baby, One More Time got me into a lot of trouble. It ruined my marriage in fact! It's been a strange few years here in Germany, and for Britney as well. When I was young, my father told me of the glorious new nation that would be created by Der Fuhrer, but then the Americans came with their bombs and their rock and roll and shattered my dreams. And now they are back, with their new psycho jungle kind of pop music. Please welcome a woman who until recently was not insane enough to make it as a pop star in Europe, ladies and gentleman- Britney Spears!"

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