Thirteen Days

Two Weeks

Ramble on.

Happy Birthday

68.

I Ain't Seen No Sunshine Since I Don't Know When

Well now it makes sense. The poor bastard thinks he's still inside. He probably believes this is all in his head. I wish your freedom before mine.

Belmont Stakes

9:00- They teased me and then gave me more Wolf, who is showing unusual levels of passion tonight. 90 seconds away from 90 minutes of either the best or worst debate of this cycle. A shame Tom Brokaw is the moderator, as he's so vigorously in the tank for McCain. I understand most people in media are in the tank for Obama, how could they not be, they're generally educated, but I would hope not vigorously. Is it possible CNN has gotten rid of the scorecards?

9:03- Who the hell are the old bald guys? Obama needs to do a better job of being less professorial and more empathetic.

9:07- I swear to god if McCain brings up earmarks I will lose my shit. He really is so much better in this format though.

9:10- Notice McCain didn't mention Phil Gramm in his list of prospective Treasury Secretaries.

9:12- Left his campaign to go back to Washington and make sure things got done except A) he didn't suspend and B) he didn't do anything.

9:14- Please bring up Keating, please bring up Keating... I kind of am interested in politicians pointing fingers.

9:17- I can't get over McCain's policies being so socialist, not that I mind.



12:35: Fuck, lost my internet connection most of the night. I thought it was remarkably similar to the last debate. I'll get into it further in a separate post. Line of the night, from my father, over McCain's obsession with earmarks"

"There's a tsunami coming and he's worried about leaves in the swimming pool."

Debate's On, Bitch

I Don't Normally Care for Such Things

But this is perfect.

Don't Vote

Negrodamus

For my dear departed friend Justin, who once asked me why everyone liked Letterman so much. If you're intensely uncomfortable by nature than you are always in your element. Also this is vintage Mooney. He should be one of those people that goes on talk shows even when he doesn't have anything to promote. Know your history. David Letterman is the whitest man alive, so was Julius Caesar.